“This time THEY didn’t give me a clever mommy”. I am dumbfounded so I ask, “who are THEY and what do you mean THEY didn’t give you a clever mommy.” He answers, “Mommy because you forget things. They didn’t give me a clever mommy but I like you still.
But guess what comes? It was not a sauvignon blanc, it was a pinot grigio! I don’t like pinot grigio. I look at the young waitress who had messed up my order and she is grinning and having a ball with her colleagues.
Adolf is aloof, boring and probably has a hidden agenda. Geraldine is a nobody. Troy is pretentious. Tony is a thug. Donald is a puppet who thinks he is funny. Vicky is fun, excitable and good company. Bertha is a fat and uninteresting old-timer likely to make a good nanny. Kate is cute. Jamie is …
I do not know how most survive the winter months without tissues or hankies but they manage. I can’t imagine they use the back of their hands!
“Well done Oxfam, UNICEF, Red Cross, Live Aid, and all the other organizations that continuously run multi-million-dollar advertisement campaigns depicting charity porn to sustain that image of Africa globally. Ad campaigns paid for by innocent people under the impression to help, with their donations. While one hand gives under the flashing lights of cameras, the …
He then proceeds to wink at me. The man looks at least 70! This man is as old as the hills. What business does he have winking at young ladies in bars! I am disgusted.
President Trump carefully considered the request by the Dutch to make the Netherlands second best country in the world. Naturally, America is first. Without further ado, I introduce President Trump’s answer to the Netherlands.
“We speak Dutch. It’s the best language in Europe. We’ve got all the best words. All the other languages failed. Danish…total disaster…”
Firstly, you do not or should not expect to get a gift! No, you were raised better than to expect free lunches, so to speak. The fact that the guests are there to attend your celebration is gift enough. They have come for you. What more do you want?
.. This is an eye opening video about the misconceptions we are bound to have and generally do not make an effort and/or don’t care to know. False majority opinions and negative media coverage influence our mindset. I am posting this clip on India as an eye opener. I discussed a similar issue in one …