Adolf is aloof, boring and probably has a hidden agenda. Geraldine is a nobody. Troy is pretentious. Tony is a thug. Donald is a puppet who thinks he is funny. Vicky is fun, excitable and good company. Bertha is a fat and uninteresting old-timer likely to make a good nanny. Kate is cute. Jamie is …
I do not know how most survive the winter months without tissues or hankies but they manage. I can’t imagine they use the back of their hands!
Meanwhile I am writhing and crying in pain. Forget culture! This is intense and colossal pain and I will show it and scream it to the moon if possible. I don’t care if they hear me in China.
Sexual assault was frowned upon in my society but as long as there was no unwanted penetrative sex it was not a crime.
He then proceeds to wink at me. The man looks at least 70! This man is as old as the hills. What business does he have winking at young ladies in bars! I am disgusted.
President Trump carefully considered the request by the Dutch to make the Netherlands second best country in the world. Naturally, America is first. Without further ado, I introduce President Trump’s answer to the Netherlands.
“We speak Dutch. It’s the best language in Europe. We’ve got all the best words. All the other languages failed. Danish…total disaster…”
Have you ever considered the fact that you are short-sighted, narrow minded and selfish? Okay, now that I have got your attention read the story below.
Firstly, you do not or should not expect to get a gift! No, you were raised better than to expect free lunches, so to speak. The fact that the guests are there to attend your celebration is gift enough. They have come for you. What more do you want?
There are two types of Irishmen; One will offer you Jameson whiskey and the other Bushmills whiskey, one will promote Bulmers cider and the other Magners cider.