“This time THEY didn’t give me a clever mommy”. I am dumbfounded so I ask, “who are THEY and what do you mean THEY didn’t give you a clever mommy.” He answers, “Mommy because you forget things. They didn’t give me a clever mommy but I like you still.
At around 09:45 hours, an obstetrician comes to introduce himself and informs me that he will be attending to my c-section operation. He is calm and professional. I am glad and relieved because I had previously been assigned a rough and gruff looking butcher of a doctor. He looked more like an unkempt construction worker. …
Adolf is aloof, boring and probably has a hidden agenda. Geraldine is a nobody. Troy is pretentious. Tony is a thug. Donald is a puppet who thinks he is funny. Vicky is fun, excitable and good company. Bertha is a fat and uninteresting old-timer likely to make a good nanny. Kate is cute. Jamie is …
I do not know how most survive the winter months without tissues or hankies but they manage. I can’t imagine they use the back of their hands!
Meanwhile I am writhing and crying in pain. Forget culture! This is intense and colossal pain and I will show it and scream it to the moon if possible. I don’t care if they hear me in China.
Sexual assault was frowned upon in my society but as long as there was no unwanted penetrative sex it was not a crime.
He then proceeds to wink at me. The man looks at least 70! This man is as old as the hills. What business does he have winking at young ladies in bars! I am disgusted.
President Trump carefully considered the request by the Dutch to make the Netherlands second best country in the world. Naturally, America is first. Without further ado, I introduce President Trump’s answer to the Netherlands.
“We speak Dutch. It’s the best language in Europe. We’ve got all the best words. All the other languages failed. Danish…total disaster…”
Have you ever considered the fact that you are short-sighted, narrow minded and selfish? Okay, now that I have got your attention read the story below.